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June 10, 2005

What People Are Reading

Books on the Bus

by Lobstergirl

A People's History of the Supreme Court, by Peter Irons

Voltaire's Politics: The Poet as Realist, by Peter Gay

Shopaholic & Sister, by Sophie Kinsella

Angels and Demons, by Dan Brown

Tales of a Drama Queen, by Lee Nichols

Anthills of the Savannah, by Chinua Achebe

Harry Potter and the Prisoner at Gitmo, or Something

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Angry Notes Left for the Neighbors

why i was late to work this morning

by amy

this note is written to a middle-aged tanorexic woman who spends her time sunbathing or running, always accompanied by a diet coke

Dear Small Black Man,

What is the deal with your dog? I know he's old and sweet and has a limp that rivals the one I've got post-ACL surgery (though mine seems to be getting better, and his seems to be getting worse). I don't mind that he sleeps right in front of my front door, you know, as long as he doesn't mind when I step on him. I don't mind that his little doggy excrement can be found throughout our yard and flower beds. I mean, you do pick it up every month or so. I don't mind that when he goes on a barking frenzy, you seem to never hear. C'mon, it is hysterical when your old and crippled dog tries to take on the young, healthy, and possibly insane lab across the street! What I do mind is when Mr. I'm Old And Tired And Not Moving is taking a nap in the middle of the street and nearly causing traffic accidents. I bet you didn't spy that blue chrysler swerve around him and almost sideswipe me while I was backing out of the driveway this morning, didja? The dog is probably still there, snoozing happily away. Isn't this why we have back yards?

xox
Amy

p.s. I also wonder why you vacuum your front room every night between 10:30 and 11:30. Are there any fibers left in your carpet?

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June 7, 2005

What People Are Reading

'twas a busy day on the CTA

by Lobstergirl

A Girl Becomes a Comma Like That: a Novel, by Lisa Glatt (woman with Kate Spade messenger bag and can of Progresso soup)

Guns, Germs and Steel, by Jared Diamond

Odd Thomas, by Dean Koontz

Literacy for the 21st Century

The Horse Whisperer, by Nicholas Evans

High Stakes, by Dick Francis

The Nation (magazine)

Freakonomics (man with purple hair and feminist t-shirt)

Necessary Losses: The Loves, Illusions, Dependencies, and Impossible
Expectations That All of Us Have to Give Up in Order to Grow
, by Judith Viorst

In My Place, by Charlayne Hunter-Gault

Lost From The Ottawa: The Story of the Journey Back, by Pun Plamondon (girl with magenta hair wearing 3 top hats)

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