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To: rroeper@suntimes.com
re: Chunky women in their underwear have surrounded my house
You know, Richard Roeper, you are an idiot. And you don't just
sound superficial, shallow and sexist. You also sound like a serious
asshole. And no, not all men are superficial, shallow and sexist.
In fact, I know many men who are married to, dating, and/or seriously
attracted to, women who look very much like the women in the Dove
ads, AND EVEN LARGER, MORE BULBOUS women. These men don't mind
looking at non-models in their underwear. Often, they actually enjoy
it.
Hard to believe, I know.
Guess what, Richard Roeper, I can't stand looking at your face. I
find your face more than a little unsettling. That's why (among
other reasons) I don't watch your blisteringly mediocre movie review
show on ABC.
Roeper's (non) response?
please include name and daytime phone number if you would like your
email forwarded to richard roeper.
Should I respond:
A. Bite me.
B. Bite me, Richard Roeper's lackey.
C. What, doesn't he want a photo too? After all, I might be thin and
pretty.
D. Oh just forward the fucking email, you little stooge.
E. Nevermind - just tell him he left his big stinky thong at my house.
Actual response sent:
Why? Is he busier and more important than Dick Cheney or something? I just want him to hear from a member of the female persuasion - most of which, I am sure, think he's a total idiot.
Fin.
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