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Re: On Dove Look Closely: Roeper Boasts Two Messages of His Own
Things I love about this because they confirm all of my worst
assumptions about this dick:
1) I have loved women -- as friends and family members -- of all
shapes and sizes.
-- Not as lovers or girlfriends, though, of
course, because Roeper don't truck with fatties! But he won't,
like, push his cousin out into traffic because her ass jiggles. How
generous! He is capable of human emotion!
2) I once had a serious relationship with a woman whose image was
plastered on billboards all over the country and in Mexico --
billboards for Bacardi Silver.
-- He so totally dates models!
Unimportant models, sadly, but models! I wonder if he asks
potential mates whether or not they have been in a *national*
campaign, because someone of his Herculean stature certainly cannot
date any models who only have a few JC Penney fliers under their
belts!
Airkiss,
Sarah
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