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Dear NJ SBB 75X (Blue Ford),
I hate more than your driving. I hate you. Personally. Do you know how I can tell? It's because your driving is so incredibly ineffectively narcissistic and shamefully bad that it is clearly indicative of your entire personality, as though the rat bastard asshole inside of you runs rampant through every facet of your life.
Thankfully, I have only had to experience your nobody-is-as-important-as-I-am, irresponsible, dangerous, megalomaniacal driving once - on Sunday, June 26, 2005 on Route 80. The way you wove in and out of speeding traffic incessantly, but basically got nowhere was annoying to me and all of the other drivers in your vacinity. We all wanted you dead, but didn't want you to take us with you. Your constant habit of jumping back into lanes that had no room for you and then slamming on your brakes at 70 miles per hour must be stopped.
I hope that if you are the spoiled, evil, newbie driver kid I suspect you are, that someday your parents google their license plate number and find this and suspend your driving privelages FOREVER.
Get OFF THE ROAD,
NY ***-***
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