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March 7, 2006

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brr, it's cold in here

by amy

1. The furnace broke.
2. I called the landlord.
2. a. FIVE (5) days ago.
3. The landlord did nothing.
4. The landlord wants to sell my house.
4. a. The landlord is having a realtor's preview this morning.
5. This morning the house was Very Cold.
5. a. I made sure it was Even Colder before I left for work.
5. b. Because I turned off the space heaters and opened the windows and it was 36 degrees outside.
6. On the coffee table I left this note:

Dear Landlord,
I think maybe I didn't emphasize the severity of the situation. Could you please get someone to fix the furnace?
Thank you,
Amy

7. I wonder if the previewing realtors will be shivering and wondering why anyone would want to buy this house.
7. a. I wonder if my furnace will be fixed when I get home.

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