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Dear Tampax:
RE: the free sample attached to the box of Tampons I recently purchased.
Normally I am a fan of free samples. They’re free! However, after opening one of the free packets, my nose was assaulted with the not-so-fresh scent of daffodil or gardenias or some shit like that. Turns out your free sample was for your new “Fresh Scent” tampons.
Tampax, why do you insist my vagina smell like flowers?
Look, knock it off already. Do the job you are supposed to do and leave the scenting alone. My vagina is fine without your gardinias.
Helpfully yours,
kd
