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Final proof that artificial sweeteners EAT YOUR BRAIN!
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This afternoon I signed up for a chair massage offered by my company every Thursday and noticed a warning in small print below the sign up sheet: We will not work on anyone who is knowingly pregnant. To which I thought, what the hell does this massage entail? So I go back to my desk and ask my desk neighbors: "Do you think I could get knocked up in the next 24 hours?"
"No."
"Maybe...?"
"Yes, but it wouldn't show up on a pregnancy test for 2 or 3 days."
A few hours later...
"Hey, did you know that if the Republicans take the Congress in November their big agenda item is going to be restrict and eventually BAN massages?"
"What?"
"Why?"
"Because people are totally using them as home abortions!"
"Where did you hear that?"
"A blog!"
"That sucks."
