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March 21, 2007

Consumer Advice

phrases not to use when letting someone down easy

by amy

"So, kiddo, this just isn't going to work out."

"We're not going to be just friends, so why bother mentioning it?"

"Sit up straight while I'm talking to you."

"I think you're nice and all, but I'd be too embarassed to introduce you to my friends and family."

"Desperation really isn't sexy."

"Call me when you've grown a pair. Also, please buy yourself some new shoes."

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