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August 23, 2007

Open Letters

Iraq = Vietnam, THE JOKE IS ON YOU!!

by Erin Black

LobsterGirl actually came up with this but since she is allergic to blogs and I don't know her password, history will remember that it was I who was clever!

So Bush is now saying if only we had stayed in Vietnam and finished the job, we would've won. Bold!

I bet if Cheney and Bush had fought, they would've been the straw that broke the Viet Cong's back. And we would've won.


Hello, Pentagon!

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August 20, 2007

Open Letters

I-CALL Bullshit

by kelly deal

Dear The Internets:

Re: this new fangled "adventure" the neo-hippie kids are supposedly taking these days called "phrogging."

You will probably see this on that flashy new YouTube Gone Real News program called I-CAUGHT!* tomorrow night. And while I don't doubt kids of all ages have been sneaking into homes for decades, stealing beer and maybe partaking in a few acts of vandalism, let's remember the lessons learned from The Blair Witch Project and just call bullshit on this "phrogging documentary" right now before you spend every night checking behind the shower curtains of your 3rd and 4th guest bathrooms of your McMansion before betime, shall we?

The voice "acting" alone of the couple who supposedly own the home featured in this "phrogging documentary" in like, scene 2 of day 2 is so, so bad, I can't believe you could actually take it seriously.

I may eat my words, but I don't think so.

Thankful to live in a studio apartment without much hiding-space for 'phroggers,'
Kelly


*to be pronounced with the same over exaggerated enthusiasm of "JUST JACK!" from Will & Grace fame

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