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Dear The Internets:
Re: this new fangled "adventure" the neo-hippie kids are supposedly taking these days called "phrogging."
You will probably see this on that flashy new YouTube Gone Real News program called I-CAUGHT!* tomorrow night. And while I don't doubt kids of all ages have been sneaking into homes for decades, stealing beer and maybe partaking in a few acts of vandalism, let's remember the lessons learned from The Blair Witch Project and just call bullshit on this "phrogging documentary" right now before you spend every night checking behind the shower curtains of your 3rd and 4th guest bathrooms of your McMansion before betime, shall we?
The voice "acting" alone of the couple who supposedly own the home featured in this "phrogging documentary" in like, scene 2 of day 2 is so, so bad, I can't believe you could actually take it seriously.
I may eat my words, but I don't think so.
Thankful to live in a studio apartment without much hiding-space for 'phroggers,'
Kelly
*to be pronounced with the same over exaggerated enthusiasm of "JUST JACK!" from Will & Grace fame
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