by LOBSTERGIRL (I am just posting for her)
From McCain:
"Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Vote for me if you want
your great-great-great grandson
to be in Iraq too!"
"Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
By 2010
I could be dead."
"Roses are red,
Grass is green.
Listen you asshole,
who said I was mean?"
"Roses are red
violets are blue.
I dumped my first wife
when she became disabled and fat!"
Oh hey, here's one from Huckabee:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
My wife Janet's subservient
and you will be too!"