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February 11, 2008

Observations

The Republican Party Brings You: Very Special V-Day Love

by kelly deal

by LOBSTERGIRL (I am just posting for her)


From McCain:

"Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Vote for me if you want
your great-great-great grandson
to be in Iraq too!"

"Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
By 2010
I could be dead."

"Roses are red,
Grass is green.
Listen you asshole,
who said I was mean?"

"Roses are red
violets are blue.
I dumped my first wife
when she became disabled and fat!"


Oh hey, here's one from Huckabee:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
My wife Janet's subservient
and you will be too!"

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