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August 17, 2005

Football and John Ashcroft singing "Let the Eagle Soar ..."

by Lobstergirl

Terrell Owens anagram: Swelter, loner!

Agent Drew Rosenhaus anagram: Now shreds guarantee.

The U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft anagram: He channels for
rage, hate; not joy, trust.

Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld anagram: Monster scare: He's
offended dreadfully.

Vice President Dick Cheney anagram: Tricky: I deceived CNN sheep!

Bush/Cheney anagram: Hey! Bench us.

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May 4, 2005

Rejected Additions to the "Complete Idiot's Guide" Series

by kelly deal

Complete Idiot's Guide to Jihad

Complete Idiot's Guide on How the Talk The Officer Out Of Your Third DUI

Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting Your Own Religious Cult (Special Kool-Aid® Recipes Inside!)

Complete Idiot's Guide to Personal Home Asbestos Removal

Complete Idiot's Guide to Flying a Plane (Not Taking Off or Landing, Just Flying!)

Complete Idiot's Guide to Home Skin Tag & Mole Removal

Complete Idiot's Guide on How to Stop Stalking Your Ex and Start Stalking More Attractive and Unwitting Strangers Who Don't Know the Make and Model of Your Car

Complete Idiot's Guide to the Naughty, Naughty, Dirty Bomb

Complete Idiot's Guide to Stop Being a Complete Idiot

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April 4, 2005

Pissing Chak Off Today 4/4/05

by Gogol

  • Messed up real estate bills.

  • Half-eaten jalapenos.

  • Bleeding hangnails.

  • Running at top speed to get your kid to see a digger in action
    and just as you get there with the stroller, all out of breath, they
    stop digging, the construction crew goes off to lunch, and shut the
    fucking thing off!

  • Those khaki-clad freaks from City Year. Who are they?

  • Brick dust.

  • Ken Langone.
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